9. He figured out that his casino was losing $193,455.69 every minute visitors spent staring at the paintings instead of playing the slots or other casino games.8. Waitress accidentally spilled a vodka cocktail on a $12 million Renoir.
7. He learned that the average tourist is more interested in the Blue Man Group than Picasso's Blue Period.
6. He is pissed that art critics refuse to declare his caricature of Wayne Newton a masterpiece.
5. If you want to see nudes in Vegas, you go to La Femme or Palomino, not an art gallery to look at a painting of some 19th century women sitting on a picnic blanket in the woods.
4. Disappointed that the salad bar in the Impressionist wing never took off.
3. Body painting booth to attract hip younger patrons drew backlash from arts purists.
2. He is irritated over constantly being confused with the Starving Artists -- No Painting Over $29.95 show at the LV Convention Center.
1. Steve and Elaine really need the Van Gogh to cover a nasty water spot on their living room wall at home.
